• Mom: How come I never find any dead bodies?
  • Me: ... I didn't know that was a goal in life. Why are you upset?
  • Mom: 'cause everytime I go to the river, I hope to find a dead body, or a floating head or something.
  • Me: Well, you know, the statistic is something like 80% of bodies are discovered by joggers.
  • Mom: Really? Let's start jogging.

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