- Mom: How come I never find any dead bodies?
- Me: ... I didn't know that was a goal in life. Why are you upset?
- Mom: 'cause everytime I go to the river, I hope to find a dead body, or a floating head or something.
- Me: Well, you know, the statistic is something like 80% of bodies are discovered by joggers.
- Mom: Really? Let's start jogging.
Theme made by Max Davis.
