January 2012
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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“No matter how careful you are, there’s going to be the sense you missed...”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters (via cavum)
Jan 27th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Mom: How come I never find any dead bodies?
Me: ... I didn't know that was a goal in life. Why are you upset?
Mom: 'cause everytime I go to the river, I hope to find a dead body, or a floating head or something.
Me: Well, you know, the statistic is something like 80% of bodies are discovered by joggers.
Mom: Really? Let's start jogging.
Jan 24th
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23-year-old Leonardo DiCaprio, marry me.
Jan 24th
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“Do you ever wonder whether people would like you more or less if they could see...”
– John Green (via cityyandcolour)
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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When I find that I have a chance to speak, nothing worth saying leaves my lips.
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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The Boondock Saints Twitter account retweets me more than my friends do.
Jan 20th
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Jan 18th
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I hate makeover shows. The “professionals” don’t do anything but buy the applicant expensive clothes she couldn’t normally afford, cake on makeup to make her look fake, and tell her she looks so much better now. If anything, that’s teaching her that being herself isn’t good enough. Why can’t someone just tell her that she needs to believe in herself and...
Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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Bank Adventure.
So, today Steph and I went to the bank to get her accounts linked. A man named Chris offered to help us. While he was going through documents and such, Steph and I were talking about all the concert tickets we have to buy within the next few months, like tickets to the Mayday Parade show on February 19th and the Dance Gavin Dance show on the 3rd of March. When we mentioned Dance Gavin Dance, he...
Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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A black guy just came to the door and started off by saying, “I am not a Jehovah’s Witness” and the continued to go on and on about how I’ll love what he’s gonna tell and that he’d give me $20 if he’s wrong. He asked if he could speak to my parents. When I told him my mom was asleep, he asked if I was at least 18, then proceeded to tell me I was gorgeous,...
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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I don’t know how to put detailed thoughts into words.
Jan 6th
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Been reading the Nicholas Sparks book Steph let me borrow all day and I just watched Crazy, Stupid, Love. I’m dying.
Jan 6th
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“There are two kinds of love…in the safe kind you look for someone who’s exactly...”
– Jodi Picoult  (via black-wolves)
Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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